Frodi Walk - Parenting
May. 20th, 2017 01:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dogletsFrodi went out for a three hour walk with Glyn and moaned the entire 8 miles about the Alien Baby.
“Humans worship it. They think it’s trying to communicate with them” outraged Frodi “And then Glyn, mate, they told me to get in a Sit, Me! With my bones! Get in a sit before I could have my supper. Oh no, not supper, din-dins. Set an example they said”
“Who’s a good boy they said. I’m not a good boy, I’m a border collie, bordering on a nervous breakdown. A single Dad at my age! Alien doesn’t fit in the metal box anymore, though to be fair I have commandeered it. Very hi-tech, all mod cons, water, biscuit, scientifically tested chew, ergonomic cushion and expertly frequency tuned squeaker. Not like when I was a pup, it was chew the 17th century furniture or nowt”
“Humans worship it. They think it’s trying to communicate with them” outraged Frodi “And then Glyn, mate, they told me to get in a Sit, Me! With my bones! Get in a sit before I could have my supper. Oh no, not supper, din-dins. Set an example they said”
“Who’s a good boy they said. I’m not a good boy, I’m a border collie, bordering on a nervous breakdown. A single Dad at my age! Alien doesn’t fit in the metal box anymore, though to be fair I have commandeered it. Very hi-tech, all mod cons, water, biscuit, scientifically tested chew, ergonomic cushion and expertly frequency tuned squeaker. Not like when I was a pup, it was chew the 17th century furniture or nowt”
