doglets

Brexit – Sounds like biscuit

Leave -  Dreadful command with no biscuit

Stay -    Neutral command rewarded with actual biscuit

Scaremongered – the belief that next doors cat is after our biscuits

350 million – even fleas don’t use such stupid numbers

Bremain –   dry dog food as prescribed by veterinary experts

UKIP – racist dry dog food

Boris and Gove – overpriced dog food made up of bees, discarded human rights and shredded NHS provision. Magically evades tax.

Welsh people, of which I am one, are fiercely nationalist until confronted with the alarming prospect that we might have to actually, you know, be independent. We’re alright where we are to be honest with our Bara, Cawl, leeks, sheep and valleys.