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Frodi went out for a three hour walk with Glyn and moaned the entire 8 miles about the Alien Baby.
“Humans worship it. They think it’s trying to communicate with them” outraged Frodi “And then Glyn, mate, they told me to get in a Sit, Me! With my bones! Get in a sit before I could have my supper. Oh no, not supper, din-dins. Set an example they said”
“Who’s a good boy they said. I’m not a good boy, I’m a border collie, bordering on a nervous breakdown. A single Dad at my age! Alien doesn’t fit in the metal box anymore, though to be fair I have commandeered it. Very hi-tech, all mod cons, water, biscuit, scientifically tested chew, ergonomic cushion and expertly frequency tuned squeaker. Not like when I was a pup, it was chew the 17th century furniture or nowt”

Poor Lamb

Date: 2017-05-22 06:13 am (UTC)
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Its a hard life for them....:)

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