Mar. 11th, 2004

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the Neighbour appeared
( just like the shopkeeper appeared in Mr Benn http://www.mrbenn.co.uk/main.html ).
Out in the garden you suddenly become aware of a presence - and wonder how long he has been stood there, watching, making notes, working out how he can be invited for Christmas dinner.....why did the previous owners leave such a lovely house? They had another house, it was vacant possession, so money obviously wasn't the issue.......

This "appearing" skill was something we thought only Lindsay possessed - teleporting round the place like its going out of fashion. The neighbour is elderly & very alone, he had problems with our predecessors - "15 hours of endless thump thump thump music and wierd people sitting round bonfires"
"Ye Gods!" remarked our humans "Thats outrageous!" In a tone so outraged that one would think that the Collective enjoy nowt better than a gentle String Quartet on a Sunday afternoon.
"Your not Local are you?" said the shopkee.....neighbour

In other sci-fi related news, Triffid Central aka the New House has almost been rewired. Floorboards and small mountains of plaster are strewn everywhere. The clocks probably strike 13 in Triffid Central and a mysterious door will appear in the old garden wall.
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The neighbour did look concerned when our humans told him about the poorly fire brake (the wall in the attic that seperates two adjoined houses). He looked worried - and humans reassured him not to fret, humans will pay to have it correctly built. Maybe he wasn't worried about the cost.......but the loss of access........and maybe they just didn't imagine that the Japanese Knotweed seemed to lean towards him in an amost affectionate manner.....its asparagus like fingers touching him in subtle reverance......

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