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Japanese Knotweed
Mar. 9th, 2004 01:39 amhttp://www.cabi-bioscience.org/html/japanese_knotweed_alliance.htm
humans distressed at the discovery of this Bamboo Impersonating, Weed of Doom in our new garden. Our suggestions for erradication have included a medium nuclear accident, adopting a panda (who smokes and won't notice its a bit tart compared to regular bamboo) or Lindsay Piddle. Apparently JK rips up tarmac / houses / continents and will just snicker at the ferns and carrots that humans intend to cultivate, before mashing them to nowt but Knotweed Fodder.
Rice pudding for tea - delayed partyness for the Old Doodess turning 13 - fanbarkintastic. Java got some rice pudding on her forehead and spent the evening being mystified by how attractive she had become to the rest of the Collective.
humans distressed at the discovery of this Bamboo Impersonating, Weed of Doom in our new garden. Our suggestions for erradication have included a medium nuclear accident, adopting a panda (who smokes and won't notice its a bit tart compared to regular bamboo) or Lindsay Piddle. Apparently JK rips up tarmac / houses / continents and will just snicker at the ferns and carrots that humans intend to cultivate, before mashing them to nowt but Knotweed Fodder.
Rice pudding for tea - delayed partyness for the Old Doodess turning 13 - fanbarkintastic. Java got some rice pudding on her forehead and spent the evening being mystified by how attractive she had become to the rest of the Collective.
