doglets: (abe)

Took That Abe to see the Vet, not so much about her increasing weight loss, the now 12.8kg (down from 14.2 in four weeks) Abe is a heartbreaking skeleton, difficult to cuddle, but we have to persevere because that’s all she’s got right now. We went mainly about her confusion and endless agitation. Vet has prescribed vivatonin which sounds a little like Aricept for humans – it’s for increased blood supply but I suspect this may be shutting the door after the sanity has bolted, and probably more appropriate for dogs who have had strokes and the brain tissue is not atrophied beyond repair. But we’ll see. I’m happy to be disproved.

She had full bloods done on Tuesday to exclude any physical problems. She sometimes drinks excessively – it would be fantastic if she had diabetes, we could understand it and treat it. But watching her, it’s the same fixated repetition of a person with dementia who does not remember the beginning of the drink and just keeps drinking – so the bowls are being kept topped up to halfway only in case the 12.8kg  Abe drinks 2.5L of water and bursts.

My feeling is it would be kinder to give her a mild tranquilliser and we just interrupt the distressing cycle of agitation with a nap – but pet care seems to be headed the way of human care. God forbid we alleviate your upsetting symptoms / pain we might shorten your life by a day and you’ll sue.

And in the vets – they still want to call her Abby – and not Abe – she’s a dog and not confined by human gender stereotypes – she could be called Malcolm, Susan, London, Paris, Munich, Pop Music

 


doglets: (abe wooly hat)

Sheffdogs (1) aren’t going to like this

Anyway.....

Hippy and I were discussing the mental health of the four doglets and trying to work out who is the maddest. We settled on Abe (more of Abe's meltdown in a later post) to which hippy said “Eccentric yes, but not like a Penny”  (Penny being the mad as a bag of spanners half of Sheffdogs. If Penny were human she would be an old lady wearing too many hats, with a bag full of cat food and no cat, shouting at the traffic).

“Oh god no” I replied “Miles off being a Penny”

 We then had a long completely straight faced discussion about the criteria for being A Penny – and at what point does eccentricity develop into absolute diagnosable Pennyness. Is Pennyness by proxy when one’s owner attributes perceived madness to the dogs perfectly reasonable behaviour. For example Froodle having a fight with his bed whenever a human returns home may in his mind be normal, whereas the Humans remark “Oooh – he’s gone a bit Penny” or "Don't start Pennying"

It occurs to us that our bench mark for canine insanity now has its own name. Usually syndromes, maladys, comets, manoervres, and the like are named after the boffin who discovers them – therefore Penny is both nutter and genius.

(1)    (shouldn’t it be Stockportdogs now...though doesn’t have the same ring to it – sounds like the name of some posh sausages made by one of those celebrity chef bastards)


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