Sep. 17th, 2015

doglets: (kato age two)

“Sometimes” said Kato wistfully “I wish I was a boy dog and could express my disdain through the medium of urination”

“Me too” I said

In our path – on the pavement – was a huge 4 by 4 completely blocking our route. This is a mild nuisance for me and Kato, but for Mums with pushchairs, people in wheelchairs, or the walking bus heading to primary school it’s dangerous. And there was no reason for it – plenty of parking spaces. I glared at the driver. It was a good glare, as I channelled Kato and I peeing up his car.

Surprisingly for mid-morning, the social housing residents were shambling towards us with Jake the Sprollie darting about.

“Mornin’ Lady” said one though his eyes were fixed on Kato.

I looked back to see how they got on with the blocked pavement. The two men stumbled around the enormous car without comment but Jake the Sprollie helicoptered himself over the windscreen.


doglets: (kato age two)

Frodi was working on his difficult second release, Dark Side of the Semi-Digested Pigeon. He still had a feather stuck to his paw giving the impression of a 18th century writer about to compose a sonnet.

Kato was doing sad-dog-is-sad, gently sniffing her lead every time I passed and then glancing at me.

“If you’re bored” I said “Go and hold Frodi’s ears back while he throws up”

“I’m never that bored” she grumbled


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