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TV Land Psychosis
Oct. 4th, 2006 12:47 amWe doglets, have always enjoyed this Live Journal, as having one paw in the human world and trying to understand your crazy little human ways. But we call on you, our dearest, biscuity readers, to advise on our humans slow but definite, downward spiral into psychopathological chaos. hatty human has always disliked a certain type of people, mainly celebrity chefs, TV makeover presenters and Jonathon Ross. We do understand that everyone has someone they don't like - for us doglets its Posty, (for posty must die, it is written in sacred Bonios) the congregation of the church next -door and Squirrels.
But this behaviour seems a smidge.....fixated. Burning out Trinny and Wosserfaces faces from Guardian magazine with ciggarette end, attacking Hugh Fearnleywhittyshits picture with a fork and shredding a picture of Jamie, Sir Flappytongued Bumface,Oliver whilst cackling like a Right Maddun. This doesn't seem quite right to us - Is this normal human behaviour? Is it just her Age? Just Hormones? - or should we doglets be concerned? Can we clicker train our human out of this? Wasit lack of socialisation as a baby human? So many humans end up rejected and in rescue.
On Saturday, instead of muttering "asshole" and changing the TV channel, our human sat through an episode of Hells Kitchen USA with Gordon PigKiller Ramsey, so she could " really feel the hate" she was a simmering, frothing mentalist within minutes. Even peaceful treehugging hippy was being drawn in - musing over the angle and trajectory of a bullet between the eyes of the arrogant Stir Frying Fecker......
We all watched Its Me or The Dog this evening - a sort of SuperNanny for Dogs, though human started fuming, spitting nails and feathers, wondering why the trainer didn't ask the owner of a little Jack Russel pup who was learning to sit, "Wheres his tail yer fart?" The wee fella was so young and tiny, there couldn't possibly be a reasonable reason or medical reason for removing his expressiveness, his laughter and his communication.
But this behaviour seems a smidge.....fixated. Burning out Trinny and Wosserfaces faces from Guardian magazine with ciggarette end, attacking Hugh Fearnleywhittyshits picture with a fork and shredding a picture of Jamie, Sir Flappytongued Bumface,Oliver whilst cackling like a Right Maddun. This doesn't seem quite right to us - Is this normal human behaviour? Is it just her Age? Just Hormones? - or should we doglets be concerned? Can we clicker train our human out of this? Wasit lack of socialisation as a baby human? So many humans end up rejected and in rescue.
On Saturday, instead of muttering "asshole" and changing the TV channel, our human sat through an episode of Hells Kitchen USA with Gordon PigKiller Ramsey, so she could " really feel the hate" she was a simmering, frothing mentalist within minutes. Even peaceful treehugging hippy was being drawn in - musing over the angle and trajectory of a bullet between the eyes of the arrogant Stir Frying Fecker......
We all watched Its Me or The Dog this evening - a sort of SuperNanny for Dogs, though human started fuming, spitting nails and feathers, wondering why the trainer didn't ask the owner of a little Jack Russel pup who was learning to sit, "Wheres his tail yer fart?" The wee fella was so young and tiny, there couldn't possibly be a reasonable reason or medical reason for removing his expressiveness, his laughter and his communication.
