Tongue Game

Abe reckons its a bit too parky for Slippy Dog game with Kato. Kato doesn't feel the cold - the Sweetness is a bit of an Artic Subzeroness - quite content to doze off in a minus ten pond......

Abe has invented a new game. Its called Tongue Game. A game of stamina and bravery (on the part of the human) and of speed on the part of Little Abe. Abe sits on the lap of a human, almost snooter to snooter. Human sticks their tongue out. If Abe manages to lick the human tongue - she scores a point. Human scores points for keeping the tongue out as long as possible before Abe attacks. Course, it helps if your humans are a bit drunk.

 

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The deaf as a biscuit, ancient Lindsay doesn't hear Katos (fairly impressive) Grumbly Growlys when she helps herself to Kato's Crumbly Bone Stash. Lindsay just bimbles in leaving Kato open jawed in indignation. "You can't steal my Crumbly Bone Stash from right under my Snooter! I,m a ferocious Rottweiler!"
"Pardon? Speak up Krappo! I can't hear you when I,m crunching these delicious crumbly bones. Stolen? Well why didn't you growl? Blimey, pups of today"

Java remains the Gay. Coincidentally, one of Javas nicknames is Bendy. When Java is having her back rubbed she literally goes Bendy, folding herself in half. When cold, she rounds herself into a perfect compact circle - a Winterball. Then again, another of her nicknames is Flat - as she flatdogs people she likes, a clumsy, prone affair, of slim dog stretching out as flat as she can go, clumsily rubbing her head under human chin. All of these nicknames are her Happy Words and we use them as praise and affection; though do feel a tad embaressed at telling her Personal Dogsitter that Java likes being called a "Whose a Bendy Flat then?" and "Awws a Bendy Winterball"

But not so embaressing as our friends who fell into the habit of using the command "PiddleDiddle" for Outside/Toilet for their dogs.