Dog Genetics in the Mix

When The Sweetness was a tiny weeny pup made of warm rubber (as all puppies are) humans ooozed Simper when she gave paw, cooed at being cutely sniffy kissed on the face, and crumbled to teary patheticness when she did Ickle Baby Puppy Hugs. Now that the Sweetness is late teenage, pushing forty (KG) being given paw is a hefty punch, Sniffy Kisses lead to concussion and a Puppy Hug - respiratory collapse.

"FlippinGerroff Yer Fat Rotty Bass. Can't Breev...Urgghggg" has replaced "Awww, Sweetness Wuvs Us"
Arriving home has changed from humans crouching down to greet Sweetness, to them opening the door and running to cower behind furniture. Lying on the kitchen floor in the foetal position while the Sweetness gives them Big Love.

Strange how the Rotty portions of Sweetness genetics get the blame for any of her more demonic behaviour. Whereas the GSD portions are seen as inteligent, angelic and well behaved. The pinch of collie portion is the random Joker gene that gives the main dog endless energy.

ConsumerMass - Protests Please

As per usual our humans will be donating YOUR presant and card money to the Rescue where Kato was sourced from - http://lizziesbarn.dogpages.org.uk/ (Websites a bit out of date, theres a picture of Kato's Mum Tia on page two, who has now found her forever home)

So, to clarify, thats YOUR rightful,hard earned cards and YOUR presents donated to lazy ass dogs who just can't be bothered to get themselves decent, kind owners.

And our so called owners don't want cards or presents - they would apparently (adopt annoyingly,wet,lefty bark) "prefer you donated a Bonio or two to any Dog in Need", well that could possibly be us because.....

Additionally, this year, our so called owners have tonight, donated many of OUR Tinnys and OUR Biccys to the dogs owned by Homeless People (via project on Dogpages.Org.Uk) - Can you believe it? MotherBarking Dogs that can't even get themself a houseowning owner? Sheesh. Whats the world coming to?

We expect several of our Flist to be outside our house protesting with placards and stuff. Come on Flist, you haven't friended these boring hippys all year to have your Cheap Tacky Card and Tasteless Badly Chosen Prezzie sent to some Down&Out shelter

Canine Feminist Capitalists