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Java: Wheeee, wotcha Lindsay, give us a hug. Are you ticklish? Bet you are, come here.
Lindsay: Gerroff, thats just Wrong! Whats up with you Usually Aloof Sombre Dog?
Java: Just letting my fur down for once - cos you know what today is? Its a day in celebration of dogs like me.
Lindsay: Huh? Mongo Day?........oh Java you twonk,I told you last year, its Red Nose Day NOT Big Nose Day