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Kato: Top Dog! Close Friends Get to Call Her Ka-To..........
Humans: FugginShurrub yer FugginRottyCrossBassEvilPuppy
Kato: She's the pip, she's the championship, she's the most Top Dog - Ka-to
Humans: Right, that does it, come here Dog Child!

Kato: But above everything, she's the most tip top Ka.......

And then there was silence.

Kato has been given her first stuffed Kong - how grown-up is she!

Bam Bam Bam

Human has annual leave today and hoped for a cosy lie-in. Kato is mostly being Bam-Bam Rubble from the Flintstones. The rest of the Collective are trying to explain that scoring a Slippy when your opponent is asleep, is offside. If you can't beat them join them, human gives up on lie-in, gets dressed, finds football "Come On then Critter!"

The Critter is sound asleep.