Official Statement from the Collective

In an press release a SpokesCanine announced

None of us are the mother of the puppy known as Kato that has randomly appeared in the house. We will have nothing to do with "it". "It" is not cute, big or clever.  "It" lets off farts that make even the senile dudess Lindsay cower. Any photographed evidence that the Collective have shared sofa or beds with the one known as Cuteness Sugarpuff are without doubt photoshopped to barkery. We deny categorically that any of us have played Biting Faces or Slippy Dog (with stabilisers) with the aforementioned puppy. And any apparent, emotional, teary, maternal concern on our faces when the puppy is fallen, is a trick of the light and we just had something in our eyes.

( Cute Puppy Ness )

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The Cuteness is teething so chewing on everything in sight. Human has offered everything out of OUR toy box to Kato - not interested. Spits it out and returns to the comfort of gnawing on a bed throw/shoe/furnitures. Human decides that distraction will help so we doglets are all outside lined up for a game of Slippy Dog, with strict instructions not to trample on Cuteness. Kato not interested, nor in a rousing game of Fetch, nor a game of Biting Faces, nor in any Digging.

Long time friends will remember the humans trying to get us to play with the revolting Disc-O-Dog

http://www.livejournal.com/users/doglets/5692.html

Kato thought the Disc-O-Dog, the Gaudy Tasteless Banana Frisbee, the Shell Suit of Dig Toys, was FanBarkinTastic. Human was ecstatic.

Kato got her first clip round the ear today from Lindsay. Theres a time and place for a game of Biting Faces and when your hooters in the waterbowl, that is not the time. Course, she ran crying to the human but as she hasn't learnt to talk yet except "Feed Me" human seemed the none the wiser.

In other news, Stereo Chemistry may have to be missed as humans are dubious about our puppysitting skills and all our regular sitters have lives.