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DogletLess, HippyLess, reduced to smoking outside, sneaking lager in with innocent chipsticks, gaping pauses where my swearwords usually are, causing parents to wonder if I have some sort of Silent Tourettes Syndrome -

Finish these popular parental phrases ad infinitum

".....won't feel the benefit..."
"Wind will change and..."
"The rains ever so...."
"Sospan Fach Yn Berwi....." or maybe thats just Welsh parents.....

Note to self - do not visit parents without Calming Tolerant Hippy and at least 1 distracting doglet.