Apr. 6th, 2005

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So, it wasn't a fluke or the humans accidentally leaving the freezer ajar. Eveb with extra security measures, the freezer has again been raided. We have a mental picture of the Dog Child Prodegy Kato with gloved paws and stethoscope cracking the freezer locks. Steaming off the gaffer tape to leave no trace of DNA or pawprint.........just forgot to wipe the peanut butter from around her snooter whilst burping tripe smells loudly.

A weeks worth of delicious butchers tripe and biscuit (with a teasing dash of peanut butter) stuffed bones had been snaffled.

Her accomplice was Java the Hat.

None of the Collective were available for comment (due to being rotundly asleep).

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