The SubZeroNess

Abe and Java aren't over fond of anything wet or wintery.  In A&Js younger years they would have consumed gallons of snow, to clear the garden of the frozen invasion. In a panic that the humans had carpeted the garden aka their Little Girls Room. But these days A&J are more cynical, its like some sort of sneaky bath. Like a bath, but solid. The humans doing some sort of stealth bathing. The cold wet white stuff probably has soap hidden inside like landmines.  Lindsay doesn't really notice snow, not with that big fur coat, just wanders back indoors, does an allover-shake and then wonders why everyones wet. 

 But the Sweetness aka the SubZeroNess, eyes like saucers at the transformed territory. Eating it, rolling in it, trying to catch snowflakes, doing the canine equivelent of wheelspins, wheelys and handbrake turns, rescuing her beloved Boomer Ball. A canine bob-sleigh - she has spent the last few days more wet than dry

( The SubZeroNess )