Read this in American 50s Private Eye Accent

You need eyes in the back of your head with this teenage puppy - lose your concentration for one nano-second and her snooter is somewhere it shouldn't be. But y'know, we're starting to suspect she doesn't work alone......just the fall guy for some higher inteligence, the kids being taken for a Smuck. The Kid Kato's too young, too wet behind the ears to be a lone operater, theres some Big Influence behind her, some Big Dog pulling her strings. She's keen, she takes the risks, the Big Guy takes the empty tomayto can, you know what I,m woofin?

( The Mrs Big Behind the Kid )

Slippy Dog - The Movie

Heres Little Abe and Critter Kato playing Slippy Dog this afternoon. Considering the size (and age!) difference, Abe does very well, which just goes to show "Its Not Just a Bloody Game." It needs skill, canniness, reaction. The Dog Child Kato is beginning to find Abe more fun than Java. Although Abe won't have any truck with wrestling games or even the most friendly of nipping, Abe is fast,canny, brave and doesn't mind getting wet or brambled and really enjoys a game of speedy tactical avoidance. In this clip Abe actually gets to be the Hounds rather than being the Fox.

http://floot.demon.co.uk/lynn/slippy.avi