A Guide to the EU Referendum

[doglets]

Brexit – Sounds like biscuit

Leave -  Dreadful command with no biscuit

Stay -    Neutral command rewarded with actual biscuit

Scaremongered – the belief that next doors cat is after our biscuits

350 million – even fleas don’t use such stupid numbers

Bremain –   dry dog food as prescribed by veterinary experts

UKIP – racist dry dog food

Boris and Gove – overpriced dog food made up of bees, discarded human rights and shredded NHS provision. Magically evades tax.