In the Kingdom of Dog

humans should have been spending tomorrow removing traps and pointy sharp things from the grounds of our new dwelling but there are hitches. A missing form and a missing vendor. After much phoning and faffing, - form is now signed ready to fax. As for the vendor - he'll probably turn up. Humans look a bit stressed but thats probably cos hatty is 280 of our dog years tomorrow.

Sign This! MotherBarker!

No Keys Today. Humans went and sat sadly outside house in the rain. Willing mobiles to ring but just hattys colleagues rang and sang barbershop happy birthdays.

The Keys are "likely" tomorrow. Mortgage is waiting to pour into the vendors bank account. Humans pondered collecting vendors solicitor and taking him/her, a biro and the signatureless papers to vendors house.

Jeepers - its a long, long way down to Disappointment City from here - what if vendor has had a change of heart? He'll get a good shoeing thats for sure.