Psycho-Dogs
Dec. 4th, 2007 01:32 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
doglets In Therapy:
Humans have purchased us a CD - by a band called FIrework Therapy and its rubbish. Got no beat, no bass, no lyrics - just some ambient rubbish like a Coil B-SIde mixed with early Throbbing Gristle. Apparently we have to listen to it on ever-increasing volume for Seven of our Dog Years. And its therapy. We will be well adjusted, phobia-free doglets and Miss Pissy Pants kAto won't temporarily lose her housetraining badge every year
Can't we just lie on a couch and woofle about how being overly- domesticated has affected us as a species, the oppression of anthropomorphism and absent fathers......
Humans have purchased us a CD - by a band called FIrework Therapy and its rubbish. Got no beat, no bass, no lyrics - just some ambient rubbish like a Coil B-SIde mixed with early Throbbing Gristle. Apparently we have to listen to it on ever-increasing volume for Seven of our Dog Years. And its therapy. We will be well adjusted, phobia-free doglets and Miss Pissy Pants kAto won't temporarily lose her housetraining badge every year
Can't we just lie on a couch and woofle about how being overly- domesticated has affected us as a species, the oppression of anthropomorphism and absent fathers......
