doglets | I is On Cocaine

Decided that Gay Nick our camp vet is not vet at all, just an eleborate front for Class A dealing. I and I, and my big sistah,Java, were taken to see Gay Nick and some sort of chemical was dropped up our snooters and then we were charged £18 quid....Each!. Made us both sneeze a bit but not overwhelmed to incessantly bark total shite at anyone who will listen.

hippy said he was proud of us not grumbling but we were taken completly unawares. A finger up the butt would have been less surprising.

Got home in time for tea and Dog Borstal.